Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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