One girl and one boy is just not enough.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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