sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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