On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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