Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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