people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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