i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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