her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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Actions speak louder than pants.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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