Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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