Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
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It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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