people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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