He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
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Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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