From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
