Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
it's like heaven, but drunker
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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