He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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