Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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