You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
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He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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