Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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