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We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
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Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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