I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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