fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Randomize
