Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This is not my ceiling
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
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so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
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I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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