i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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