I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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