Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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