I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
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All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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