All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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