So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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