It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
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I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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