Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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