I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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