i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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