I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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