Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
