Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
do nipples grow back?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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