Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
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Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
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A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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