Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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