i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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