I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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