Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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