who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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