Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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