GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Randomize