I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You need a sexual gate keeper
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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