She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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