Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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