My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Randomize
