so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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