So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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