i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
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Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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