Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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