It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
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I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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