I'm lost and stupid without you.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
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I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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